catgirlcadave:

choicescarf:

thatsridicarus:

omg you're right though???? it's like all these pro-02 buzzers that badmouth 01 & 03 on Twitter are bots (source)

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn't want to become a hot-dog!

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"sneakers, hoodie, wandering, lost... everything is fine, it's typical me and my cat Amiga"

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to try it one evening, after dinner.
Dad asks son: "What did you do this afternoon?"
The son replies: "I did my homework."
The robot immediately gives the boy a slap.
The son: "Ok, ok, I went to a friend's house to watch a movie"
The dad: "...and what movie did you watch?"
And the son: "Toy story"
The Robot gives another slap.
The son: "Ok, ok, we saw a porn film"
And the dad: "What??? At your age I didn't even know what porn was"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says: "Well, it looks like it's your son."
The robot slaps the mother. Read More »

So I havent logged on Snapchat for a long time & when I tried it again now it's got its own AI chatbot. We told jokes and they're all receh as fugg