Via my IRL bud Keef and Container Ship Stuck In Suez Canal Gives Way To Massively Funny Tweets | HuffPost
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Via my IRL bud Keef and Container Ship Stuck In Suez Canal Gives Way To Massively Funny Tweets | HuffPost
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Cargo Ship Accidentally Charts Course Resembling Penis Before Getting Stuck in Suez Canal and People Have Jokes
The vessel is massive but maybe not as massive as the inadvertent genitals it drew by way of its course prior to getting stuck and blocking trade
Ask not what you can do for blocking international trade routes, ask what blocking international trade routes can do for you!!!
it is CRIMINALLY underpublicized that immediately prior to getting stuck in the canal, the captain of that ship was using the boat to draw a giant dick in the sea. this is not a joke. and oh my god it makes the whole thing even funnier
i do not have meme making capability or brain, but earlier i turned to my husband and said "the suez canal is not the right place to bang a Uey" and then realized he's not bostonian enough to find it funny
[Ed. note: bang a Uey (YOO-EE) = make a U-turn]
What if we all changed our profile pictures to the Suez Canal on April Fools
tumblr, if this post doesn't get 60 bazillion notes, I'll kick your shins for you!
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